To my daily readers, suker eh korg bace2 siak tol..haha and im actually pissed today coz two barbarians who msg me simply dunno who to end the conversation properly... reason cause? by same larh "si otak udang"...

1st case :

so i text Khai Pendek this morning... i guess he's at home coz he reply my msg very late after that...

Me : I just wanna tell u, if u wanna talk shit abt me, go ahead..tapi maruah keluarga jgn gadai..wat were you thinkinh wen u talk abt my family financial, abt my kakak keje ape..khai, ur family dignity,i didnt play ard with it..did i tell any1 about wat happen to ur sis "___________________"? abt sofia's "______________________________"? or maybe abt ibu "______________________________"? did i ever told any1 abt it? u jual harga diri keluarga i dgn murah..mcm gini u kate u nk patah alek wif me? After jatuhkn maruah my family senang2? Pikir la khai k.. Susah senang family, its between us.. But nw u interfere n suke2 cite kat org.. Dun blame any1 if 1 day, everythink goes back 2 u.. then u'll know how it feels 2 c ur parents divorced, ur elder sister work hostess, n ur younger sis got spoiled. I dunno hw many times i must b dissapointed but stil 4giv u.. haish...

Khairun : wait? ape nie? syimah terus terang khai tk pernah ada niat sebegitu k..subhanallah... sape yg bikin mulot nie?

Me : Jadi ni pon khai kate bikin mulot? Khai, tu sundal nyer kaireena yg tulis sendiri...dier kate i wrote abt her in d net psl, my ex bf da taknk i lagi n i jeles tat my ex bf cntct her..she said u yg msg dier dulu n she ask me 2 ask u y u r attracted 2 her so much...khai since wen did i said i was jeles?

and he didnt reply me after tat...

so basically 1 says sumtink the other 1 deny...hmm..sumpah siak..korg mcm keling pariah! keling pon tak mcm korg sial..korg lagik terok...

bloody dogs. yang jantan klu dah buat tak brani mengaku, kau nyer bird2 gi potong, gantong kat pokok, kasi burung mkn k... yang betine, kau peh mango yg tak sebesar maner tu gi stretch sumbat dlm mulot kau... kasi korg berdiri sebelah pon cantik...bahan kekek...

then 2nd case;

have anyone heard the case of memek wdland tron yishun "hang"(a typical kening mangkok language) syimah??

yeah, early this year, same girl...kaireena, text me asking me do i know memek wdland who is actually my 2006 ex bf (acul; in my august post there's his pic n me @ marina), gf..so yes i said i do, she said that memek claims to have met me in yishun n "hang" me and i went gagap...wah!! syimah gagap???

so i was pissed at memek for talking abt me but i ignored. then she broke up wif my ex, my ex got my number from his bestfren, and we bump into each other @ marina wen i went to mit afanROYKID on august...my ex told me tat memek claims to him tat she has gone out with me, jalan2 kat town and i lancauwey abt acul...wah mcm paham! since wen did i even get to meet her?

and today she text me..(im following every single word of hers) - sori minah language..harap phm (:

Memek : niy syimah eyk?
Memek : kao dh dpart niy mxg txt ako. .
Me : Kau sape?
Memek : kao syimah karn ?
Memek : aqo saperh ? ako pmpan acul ugk . . memek . . aqo raserh kao ckorp knl. . .ako aderh hal ngan kao ugk gee..
Me : Oh kau ader hal ngan aku? Bagosla psl ku ngah carik kau jugak ni..kau nyer kwn , kaireena ade ckp kau ckp bende psl aku. .aku nk tau jugak mulot sape yg mcm sial..
Memek : aku cume nkk tanye ugk. .last brape month kao aderh jumpe acul karn ? menyundal ngan dyer peyh. . amcm blh jumperh eyk . . kao nkk dyer sngat eyk ?
Me : Klu hal last brape month aku jumpe acul, ape masalah kau plak? Time tu pon kau ade guy lain pe..aku takde mase nk menyundal ngn dier eh..aku bkn mcm kau..dier dpt number aku dari kwn  dier then msg aku ajak lepak..n tgok adik dier..so klu kau da patah alek kat dier, asl baru skrg kau nk carik aku?
Memek : kao ngah cryk ako eyk . . okeoke ! ako kart marine parade ugk kao tron ugk . . nkk ako karn . . pukymak peyh pmpan rolling tkk sedar diry. . tngok saperh cpt dyer dpart ugk eyk. nk bikin ako make sure sampai mati tao gee . . anak sundal . . tkde standard ugk lu minah. . busuk ugk lurh . .
Memek : mulut kao 2 yg mcm sial. . bkan mulut org . . kao dh terang2 werk peace. . saperh nk p becaye. . name kao pn dh busuk . . eeee! pmpan murahan pundek. .
Me : aku anak sundal brg passing? aku bkn keje mcm kau k..aku kate aku ngah carik kau psl ku nk tau sape bikin mulot..kau ke kaireena..kpala buto! kau msg aku takde care tanyer psl jantan kau beh skrg kau nk biadap ngan aku pe pukimak! asl kau tak tanyer sendiri ngan acul asl dier mati2 nk jumpe aku, n asl dier nk amek gambar ngan aku! Bodo peh anak haram! kau pikir kau msg aku gini aku kejong ah? Sial ah! jgn slh point, kene diri sendiri k.. ni crite kau buat mulot psl aku pon dari early tiz yr..simple je, ku nk tau,sape skp yg btol..
Memek : ako sundal ker kao yg sundal. . ako menyundal pn ngan dyer bkn ngan jantan org. .bkarn mcm kao. .menyundal ngan jantan org. . besar peyh pukimak. . puki murah. . acul pn bilang ako la pasal kao. . pnah kene rolling peh gerl. . file kao sume die bukak. .werl peace peyh. . hahak! eee sial ugk. .tkde standard . ako pon dh bahagia ngan dyer sial.
Me : Aku menyundal ngan dier? Tak tau plak klu tk layan dier makne menyundal..dier tk blang kau ke aku paitau dier brape kali wen dier ajak jumpe? Tgok adek dier kat hosp la, lepak kat chaichee larh..Bagos ah klu kau bahagia ngan die..aku kene rolling? File sape yg dier bukak? Aku ke kau? Haha.. der jumpe aku ckp kau keje hostess, dah tu cekik dadah, family dier tak suke kau..dier tak kasi kau cekik dadah kau degil..kau nk bynk bunyik lgik?? Skrg nie aku nk tanye kau, sejak biler kau jumpe aku, kau hang aku kat yishun? N aku gagap?? Then kau ckp ngan acul aku kluar ngan kau then lancauwey psl dier, biler ehk? Aku nk tau kau ade ckp ke tak skrg nie acul ngan reena mulot mcm pukimak dorg ke kau memang world peace?
Memek : ey pukimak haram. . ako blang acul ako jmpe kao pn ako maen2 ugk sial. . dyer tawuk. . kao aperh cite. . aku bahan rolling ker kao . . sejak bile ako bilang dyer ako hang kao kt yishun sial . jgn smbrg . fikir ako mcm kao peyh ade2 kn cite yg tkde. . dyer yg sendiri ckp kao kene rolling bdh. . mulut kao mcm sial sume. . bkan ako. .
Me : Yg psl hang tu reena bilang aku k..acul cumer ckp kau jumpe aku n dier tak kate yg kau gurau2..acul bobal psl aku? Suroh acul tron ngan kau jumpe aku ah..jadi ku nk tau jugak btol tk dier ckp..eh pemadat! beh yg reena kate tu betol ke tak?!
Memek : aperh yg ako werl peace? skrg ako nga mxg acul tnye sejak bile ako hang kao kt yishun pukimak  btl . buto uh . jumpe ako ugk . senang .
Me : Eh buto! Kau tau bace ke tk sial??
Memek : ako hang kao ? renna blg ? comfirm ? jap eyk .
Me : K lincah sikit..
Memek : ako tanye reena dyer ckp tak eyk..die tk ckp pn ako hang kao kt yishun. jng buart cite.
Memek : ape kao . reena ckp dyer tk ckp pn ? amcm ckp ?
Me : ouhh..dier kate tak..beh setan maner yg kol aku bobal eh? Dier kate kau buat kwn ngan dier kat frenster beh bobal psl aku..
Memek : sorie eyk knl kt msn . bbual pasal kao ? ako cume tnye dyer knl ko tk ? pasal jumpe kao kt yishun . nt in list eyk . jgn smbrg . dyer sendiri ckp dyer tk mxg or kol kao . jumpe pn tk . amcm ?
Me : WAH! Kol n msg pon tk? Beh maner ku dpt cite ni eh? Dier kate "kau knl memek wdland? memek ckp sikit hari ader hal ngan kau psl matair dier. beh dier tron yishun hang kau, kau gagap..." ni bende da kecoh dari early tiz yr tau.. tats y ku tanyer acul. acul bilang aku psl yg kau jumpe aku, aku lancauwey sal dier..aku ckp ah dua2 tak pernah jadi, acul kate kau nyer org memang mulot sial..kimak senang2 panggil semua tron bobal pon cantek..ni reena da ckp lain cite, lagi dier buat taik ngan aku ehh....

and she didnt reply me after tat....

i swear, people are getting on my nerves...

kaireena pon satu mangkok, dah buat mulot 1 hal, panggil backing org yg dier kutok jugak...bodo pe kau?! suke nah carik kebencian org...

bukan kebencian ajer, nie skrg dah mendatangkn kemarahan org... bodo btol....