Wednesday, November 4
LET'S START WITH,
AKU NYER BLOG, AKU NYER LAPTOP, AKU NYER TANGAN, AKU NYER SUKER LAR!
FUCKSHIT DUMBARSES..
THIS IS SO DAMN DUMB. ORG SUROH MENGAKU, TAPI MEMBER GI BUKAK SPOTLIGHT KAT DIRI DIER.. SO EHEM2 LET JUST SAY, ITS TRUE. ITS GONNA BE SO HILARIOUS.. MCM SLM. HAHA BAHAN KEKEK.. DAY FULL OF JOKES LARH KATEKAN, LETS START WITH,
MY EX BF CALLED ME @ 10PLUS OR 11 AM YESTERDAY, NGAH SHIOK2 TIDO ALERMAK...HE AS PER NORMAL TALK TANYER NGAH WATPE, THEN HE ASKED, SINCE WEN HE MIT MAK & TALK ABT THE PROB. NOW I ASK, SINCE WEN I STATE IN MY BLOG TAT HE CAME TO MIT MY MUM... FUNNY LARH WEY, THEN HE ASKED AGAIN, ASL "POMPAN" TU MENGAMOK NGAN DIER... 2ND FUNNY THING, TAK MENTION NAME PON... THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PART & CONSIDERED JOKE OF THE DAY, HE SAID
"I TAK TAU LARH DIER, SHE SAID I NGAN U MEMPERGUNAKAN DIER LARH APER LAH...."
WOOW!! STRONG WORD TU!
AND MANY2 MORE....AND THE WAY I TALK TO KHAI WAS SO SARCASTIC I GUESS, HE GOT PISSED HE HANG UP SO YELAH TU... BLA BLA BLA.. I SERIOUSLY FIND IT FUNNY, TAK SEBOT NAME TAK CKP PAPE, ADER JUGAK ORG YG TERASE... DAMN! MCM BYNK ORG KATE, LET THIS BE A BUMPY ROLLER COASTER RIDE. TRUE... IT'S GETTING MORE FUN AS THE TRUTH IS FINALLY REVEALING ITSELVES.
SO TEXT EX AGAIN ASK IS HE MAD @ ME FOR NOT MITTING HIM ON THE 1ST OF NOV TO CATCH A MOVIE..DAH CKP SORRY PE..WAH3..PART DIER PAITAU AKU PSL KLUAR RAYE, AKU TAK CKP PAPE... MUSIBOT STEAMBOAT TOL... SO HE SAID OBVIOUSLY HE WAS PISSED. SAID SORRY AGAIN THEN BLA BLA BLA, HE WAS PISSED AGAIN, HE HANG UP.. MALAS KU NAK COMMENT.. & EX BF SAID
"SETTLE NIE ANTARE KORG LARH K, AKU TAK KUASE NK MASOK CAMPOR.. DUN DRAG ME INTO THIS PROBLEM."
OH KHAI SWEETHEART....NOBODY IS DRAGGING U.. NOT ME, AKU TAK KOL KAU PAGI2 TO ASK QUESTIONS ABT POMPAN TU PE..& FYI NOBODY SAID I WAS JEALOUS. NAK JEALOUS WATPE...YOU PAY HER TO BECOME YOUR BOPLE KANAN'S SPY KE?
NEMIND, ABT EX BF & ME PUT ASIDE. CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME & HIM... SO YEAH, LIKE EX BF SAID, SINI BYNK MAKCIK CARPARK..TRUE...!! SO DAMN TRUE..
ANYWAY, SOMEBODY ASKED HOW COME I KNOW IT'S HER... WELL, I SHALL SAY TAKYA ORG POINT FINGERS, TAKYA ORG TUNJOK, TAKYA ORG KASI HINT, ITS ALREADY OBVIOUS... SERIOUSLY... I ASKED A FEW PEOPLE ABT THIS THING & THEY SAY,
"DAH SYIMAH, NIE DAH TERANG SAPER NYER MULOT..SO TAKYA NK SUSAH2 PIKIR...DIER DAH AMEK LAMPU SULOH KAT DIRI DIER SENDIRI PE SKRG..."
BETOL CKP...
YESTERDAY WAS ONLINE, MANY2 PPL ASKED ABOUT MY POSTOUTS, AND WELL, TAKYA AKU CKP, KAT MSN, HP, SEMUA TANYER2 SAPER SEY SYIMAH...
ONE EVEN SAID,
"OKEY SAPER POMPAN TU EH, LET'S SEE...TAKKAN "_________" CANNOT BE... TAKKAN "______________" ISHH LAGIK CANNOT BE...WAIT2, AKU RASE AKU TAU..."_________________" KANNN..... SIAK AH KAU, LETAK JEK AH NAMER DIER...BIAR SEMUA ORG TAU PRANGAI DIER DARI DULU SAMPAI SKRG TAK UBAH2 SUKE NAH MATI KAN ORG LAIN...."
ANOTHER ONE SAID,
"HMMM...I THINK I KNOW WHO...TAKYA CKP SYIMAH KASI DIER TERASE PEDAS GILER PUNYER! SIKIT HARI DIER ADER "_________________________________________" SO BIAR DIER SEDAR SIKIT"
OH YESS, NIE YOU ALL MUST KNOW, A GUY A VERY FAMILIAR GUY SAID THIS THROUGH FACEBOOK MSG...
"SYIMAH, AKU DGR MAKIN KECOH SEY KAU NGAN "___________" NYER HAL, DAH LAH..BUAT BODO SUDAH..MULOT ORG MCM GINI MEMANG JAHAT..DIER TAK TAU NK COMPARE PE DIRI DIER BETOL2 NGAN KAU? CERMIN TAK CUKOP BESAR AH AGAKNYER...KAU SABAR JE LARH NGAN DIER NI NYER KARENA...."
TAU PON, TAK SEBOT NAME MANER2 PON SEMUA ORG TAU..COOL KAN..YANG TAK TAU ADER SEBOK NAK TAU SO , SAPER? KORG BETOL NAK TAU SAPER?? KALAU NAK LEK DULU... CHILL K.. PELAN2, GAME ARU NAK START, TAKKAN NAK KASI GAME OVER BETOL? PELAN2 JEK LAH...ANYWAY AKU TAKNK KASI DIER MALU, DIER TAU DIER NYER SILAP SO LET HER BE..TAPI LIKE I SAID, IF MATI2 DIER NK NI PROBLEM JADI LECEH, BOLEH...APER SALAH NYER...
fyi; Y MAKE A JOKE OUT OF YOURSELF? CANT YOU SEE IT CLEARLY?
YAWNZZZZZ..............................BORING PLAK BOBAL PSL ORG MCM GINI..BUANG MASE EHK? MCM DAH LAMER TAK UPDATE APER AKU BUAT... MEH2.. PART NIE AKU REWIND ALEK APER AKU UAT LAST FEW DAYS....
Saturday,
went to changi with amoi for mira's bday and her sister nyer anniversary with hubby.. coincidently mira's husband is my ex-colleague @ cash studio..so chill mkn2 talk cock, then Syed Marley came down with Zul to lepak with us @ changi..fun larh cumer sum point f time mendak coz wanted play card game, poor amoi cant due to her arm...hmm..1 arm playing card game? kecoh! hehe..so relek, then receive a msg from ex bf abt "pompan kat tagged yg sesungguhnyer he said annoying" haha.. kesian khai.. too hot tats y bynk org nk..oh he mintak tlg sumthing larh kn... hmmm -_____-''' replied back then p8 low...lepak2 then muz jantan & fren came down to irrit me, kan kene maki ngan aku...haha..
Sunday,
then me & amoi alek took bus terserempak faizal n frens.. so dumb2 faizal kacau me throughout the whole journey back to yishun...kudut! haha...he also stayed yishun larh kn...alek text ex through web sms, n he asked me out tat day, end up i fell aslp..sorie larh kn! bgn he maki2, then start larh blurting out stupid secrets which cause the propaganda this few days nie...he mit me for a while to pass the tickets n went off, still bertekak kat web sms psl ehem2..then funny thing everything he said kasi hint saper tau..so hello~ syimah tak bodo..i start cursing n stuff end up too pissed off i went out of the hse, intention nak gi carik org larh kn, but okey my fren n khair told me not to..i say kasi dier main game nie puas2 wokey2...went to meet yeena, iswandy, amoi & iwan @ yeena blk...talk few stuffs..then semua went off alek including me...reach home about 7am i guess?
Monday,
i was online the whole morning, and eventually kul 5 meeting abba coz he needs to tell me something..hmm..sounds interesting kan.. come share2 the whole outing thingy, he said suppose ramai but end up we both jek.. he fetch me @ my place, head to cineleisure book tickets for Jennifer's Body which is @ 7.30pm..took a smoke break jap, then jln around cineleisure masok mini toon. && abba bought me a super cute tigger larh seyy... siak kau abba! asl sweet sgt ehhh...hmm *drumrolls*...while waiting abba brought me to his fav place, SUKI SUSHI...okey idk where he knows i love sushi..and he ordered so many sushi tat he himself cnt finish..k i'm a sushi freak so i eventually finish my share & took 1 of abba's sushi..hahaha...watch movie..best.must watch!! then after movie we walked around town..bobal2 this and tat abt girls n guys, crushes, love, everything ah..then he brought me to chill somewhere seriously u guys need to try.. LOOF. ever heard? a rooftop bar..superb! abba ordered Asahi Black for him & i tried Kilkenny Beer. SOOOODAP! hahah..very light beer... finished drinking around 11.15pm and head back home still with cabby..he send me home..okey wierd part is throughout th whole thing eNo kept kolling abba abt status ngah buat aper n keep asking abba to pass the fon to me nk talk for a while..i can say abt 4 or 5 times? hahah... k2 suspense nw.... abba....asked me this,
"syimah, my intention to bring u out today is not to cinta2 or date n stuff, okey i call tiz a date but! a special 1..syimah, will you be my.....bestfriend..?"
OMFG! seriously tak shock ke..i was like having a jaw dropping moment there. paused! smile n said.. "sure abba..."
seriously im nt expecting anything psl love2 eh..pls siol..takmo mepek..i was shock coz he went to such extend n made me his best friend. no offense im a girl yah but y nt..he has frens but y me..i knw..its bcoz im very straight forward..haha..n he loves sharing probs with me..i know abba from net, then met at club, he disturb me i disturb him..no sparks at all..then i realise he is such a brother to me..he's my sister age.26...so cool ah..anyway he did share sumting abt a girl he is dating..sweeetttt....seriously bro she's a sweetheart, just be patient k...n wen eno called, he said
"eh no, kau nk tau bende? aku ader bestie baru ahh, name dier kan syimah bintang..."
sweet peeeee......argh! geram.. k..abba made my day tat day coz i was pissed adie but he manage to cool me down talk n let me be stress free..tq abba..i nw have a realli sweet brother/bestie nw...
Tuesday,
met amoi, dalliis n her fren 2 org bisu i guess [literally they are not mute, just pendiam, laugh to all my stupid jokes ajer..] @ np @ 7.45pm, chill jap..disturb my 17 yr old sweetheart dalliis...then lepak blk nearby..actually expecting to bump to any1..haha..coz i feel like hitting somebody's face..hahah..waited for abg eusoff kite dtg bwk absolute "stgh"...he reached he bought me chewing gum coz he from jb isi minyak...absolute stengah turns out to be 3.5/4 full...haha..nb! endup dalliis alek with the 2 mute kiddos so left me, amoi n eusoff drinking the absolute..main game endup saper kalah drinkup..gerek2...faizal kudut text me to meet up so told him tat i was drinking wif my frens he said dier pon ngah minom weyy, ajak join kat 200+ spot biase...so eusoff took bike,me & amoi took cab tron that spot, zal paid taxi fare..sanggop plak dier ajak ku tron...budak kampong mah..so sampai plak hantu2 nie ngah bukak Black label..wahwahwha...minom besar kitorang..main game bodo..beer card game..endup start drizzling tukar tempat gi shelter continue main..tat part i couldnt take it anymore so i quit..lek tepi smoke gurau2 wif kudut..haha..suke nah gigit aku eh kau! he call me vamp! idk y..tak pernah aku gigit dier kan tadi became the 1st time..bite his arm both sides..ader scar weyy...haha..panggil ku vamp lagik! then member balas dendam..he bite my leg...kwn2 dier tgok ah aku ngan dier main catching kat situ..dorg maintain main circle of death..amoi sampai muntah2...hmm..enjoy eh kau!! weewit sum1 drank puteh beh suker lah sey..hahha...
chill pai kul 6lebih, then semua start dispersing...left with me, amoi, kudut, kumar & kati...dorg kaki gerek ehk...okeylah..first time my bdk kampong meet my bdk luar frens leh get along plak..gerek kan! babi korg! oh yes, eusoff spot tat i have the 2 dots at the back of my waist..hmm...eusoff...kau takmo mcm2 ehkkk....*smack* tapi sexy kan pompan got tat dots..hmm..im 1 of them sey... so took bus 800 home with amoi, reach home @ 7.20am...
now......
now blogging...dead bored...kudut just text ajak teman kati amek mc then go breakfast..hmm...aku malas larh weyyy...hahha..see hw lor...
k im typing too much...suke bace? baboi!! bye mak'chicks carparks..hahha..siak!
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